Until Reddit caught wind of his story from a YouTube video a couple of days ago, Ted Williams was an Ohio homeless man who was down on his luck. Like the most successful panhandlers, he had a talent that made his requests for an extra buck that made him unique: he had a professional, radio-quality voice that he would happily demonstrate for passing motorists in Columbus, Ohio. Williams is a New York native that actually trained to become a radio DJ as early as college, but he ended homeless after troubles with drugs and alcohol (though he claims now to be two years sober). The Man with the Golden Voice video was viewed millions of times in the course of hours, and once it went viral, media outlets and radio stations inundated him with job offers. He finally settled on a generous offer from the Cleveland Cavaliers: they offered to buy Mr. Williams a new home and employ him as an announcer for one of their radio shows. It’s too bad that more men and women don’t get the same windfall of a second chance that Ted Williams got, but it’s undeniably uplifting to see the resources of so many people on the internet put to good use.
Read MoreThat big manufacturing giant of a company in the East hedges into typically hoorah American territory by unveiling a super sweet stealth bomber. (Ed. note: isn’t “revealing” a plane that’s defined by its property to go undetected really ironic?) Well, the Chinese government didn’t technically show the thing off, but new pictures of the plane have surfaced on several non-official Chinese websites. The plane appears to be taking a high-speed taxi run, which suggests that it could be operational for actual flight soon. U.S. military experts claim that the plane couldn’t be fully stealth because the Chinese still lack crucial tracking software and radar disruption electronics that are just as important in achieving “stealth mode” as a properly fortified fuselage. All in all, this just seems like a great real-world impetus that could revive the Broken Arrow franchise, immortalized by the unforgettable performances of Christian Slater and John Travolta as warring stealth nuclear bomber pilots in 1996. A rogue Chinese agent steals the new bomber, equips it with deadly neuro-toxin bombs acquired from radical Islamic terrorists, and only Slater can pilot the American stealth bomber that can stop him? C’mon, that practically writes itself.
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A traditional menorah: a new candle is lit on each of the eight days of Hanukkah to commemorate that first batch of miraculous Maccabee oil.
The sun has set and the Festival of Lights is here again. For those of you goyim (Hebrew biblical term that now equates to “non-Jewish”) people out there, Hanukkah commemorates the re-dedication of the Holy Temple of Jerusalem during the 2nd century B.C. Back in the day, the forces of Antiochus IV Epiphanes, King of Syria and total jerk, desecrated the temple after conquering Judea. They wanted to put an altar to Zeus up there and effectively outlaw Judaism. Mattathias, who was a Jewish priest at the time, and his five sons (aka The Maccabees) were having none of this new Zeus business. They led a revolt and, by 165 B.C., they were successful in revolting against the Syrian king’s monarchy. After their decisive victory, they wanted to rededicate their temple and get back to business as usual; problem was, the Maccabees only had enough consecrated oil to burn the eternal flame for a day, which kind of ruins the whole “eternal” part. Miraculously, that paltry amount of oil lasted eight days, which was just the amount of time the Maccabees needed to make some more and keep the flame going. So, Hanukkah (meaning dedication, naturally) became an annual ritual in celebration of the persistence of the Jewish spirit. This party goes on for eight nights, so make some latkes, spin the dreidel, and get in the Hanukkah spirit tonight!
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We know a lot of little kids read this bodacious (still cool, right?) blog, so we wanted to take this opportunity to make fun of the fact that you all have to go back to school, or in some cases, you already are. The summer is over, and while the rest of us adults were able to celebrate the end of the season with a big drunken party-cum-barbecue, you all get to wake up and head back to the magical land of awkwardness, ridicule, puberty and sexual confusion/frustration. Oh, and acne. But we still feel for you, kids. So in order to help soften the blow of heading back to school, check out some awesome back to school videos from Break.com!
It’s that time of year again. The beach chairs are preparing to be folded up, the beach balls are off for one lasttoss, and the beachfront vacation houses are readying for the immenent exit of their tenants (and then a thorough cleaning).
The end of summer is here. But before it’s gone, you get one last weekend: Labor Day Weekend. Popular not only because it marks the end of a season, but because of the sheer amount of drunken hilarity that always ensues as folks grasp for one last summer party. Anyway, enough descriptive language. Here are some great Labor Day videos brought to you by Break.com!
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So drivers near Beijing, China are screwed. There’s been a traffic jam going on for NINE DAYS. How is that even possible. We’re in Los Angeles, what I thought was one of the worst traffic jam cities in the world, but I guess my vision is rather narrow. 100 km of sheer traffic is stranding drivers and no one knows when it will end. So let’s watch some video of it! Go here to check out the China traffic jam video, then check out other traffic jam videos from Break.com!
The news came from Spain today that a giant bull jumped into a crowd of spectators and injured nearly 30. Then came the video. We’re not dense around here. We saw an opportunity to watch even more bullfighting and we jumped on it. So, in honor of the 30 or so injured Spaniards, we present to you a great set of bullfighting videos. Enjoy “Revenge of the Bull” brought to you by Break Watercooler.
US News and World Report just published their annual college rankings for 2011, and surprise, surprise, Harvard is #1. We here at the Break Watercooler felt it was necessary to provide a look into the other side of college education. One the US News and World Report will probably not be ranking anytime soon. It is with great pride that we offer you, to coincide with the release of the US News college rankings, a great set of college party videos from Break.com! Oh, and if you want to check out the college rankings, go here.
Happy Friday the 13th, everyone! To celebrate one of the happiest days of the year, we here at the Break Watercooler decided to gather up some of Break.com’s best Friday the 13th videos for your enjoyment. Nothing beats watching bad things happen to others on Friday the 13th. Hope you enjoy this great set of videos and that you have the luckiest Friday the 13th, ever!



