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buzzer beat 300x186 All the Sports Clips You Need At Buzzer Beat

Sports clips, plain and simple.

Is it just us, or has the quality of regular sports montages and game recaps gotten worse over time? With the glorious immediacy and ascendant video quality of clips online, we expect a better and better product as time goes on. That’s why we created Buzzer Beat, a one-stop hub for the coolest, weirdest, and most extraordinary sports video highlights, updated daily. Need to see the game-winning shot from last night’s basketball game? It’s right here. Have an inexplicable urge to watch a Ukrainian soccer player utterly miss an easy goal from two yards away? Look no further. Extreme sports video clips abound, way more than you’ll see them on ESPN’s early morning programming. The interface is clean and gorgeous: simple descriptions and high-quality video abound. Don’t suffer through tons of auto-play ads and unnecessary click-through pages. Watch the sports clips you crave right here, right now.

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Surfers, prepare to update your definition of the word “radical”. Garrett McNamara smashed a world record in Portugal by surfing a ninety-foot tall wave of freezing, salty death yesterday. Obviously, a heroic feat like this one wouldn’t be easy for any surfer in the world, regardless of skill or worldwide esteem. McNamara did it at the age of 45. Big wave geniuses are few and far between in the world of surfing, but the best ones stick around for a good amount of time, apparently. Try to imagine a building that’s ninety feet tall…it’s basically a couple of stories. Nine regulation height basketball hoops stacked on top of one another. Now try to imagine going down that height at a ridiculous speed, traversing the wall as the building itself crashed down around you. The man has cajones, that’s all. Watch the video.

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Sure, we’ve all watched a lot of competitive dodgeball videos, and we’ve all seen that dodgeball movie with the pirate and the cliche underdog story and Chuck Norris. But have you ever watched a man do a backflip over a ball during a match to evade being knocked out of the game? And, did that person who did the backflip (“person” in this case, because it could have been a man or woman, and almost certainly a Chinese floor gymnastics Olympian) also happen to catch the game-winning ball to miraculously end the match, humiliating his opponents and leaving them in sobbing heaps of human shame? No? Didn’t think so. Watch the video and be awed at his majesty, the Dodgeball King.

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They don’t have “Deer Crossing” signs in Africa; they have “Deer Attack” warnings. You would think that wild deer would have a little more sense and grace, but this one isn’t exactly the best at avoiding head-on collisions. Apparently, this occurred during a overland bike race, and anything goes in those hellish competitions of grit and treacherous terrain. Make sure to listen carefully for the unlucky riders groaning and his subsequent recovery. Remember, kids: always wear a helmet while riding through the African savanna. This is one for the bike crash Hall of Fame.

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lifting 300x208 Power Lifters Arm Breaks During Bench Press

"I must break you" - Bench Press to this guy's arm

Power-lifting can really push the limits of human ability and show us just what strength and determination can mean, pushing to levels of excellence that seemed impossible. And, then again, sometimes it’s just incredibly dangerous and stupid. Lifting 100 lbs on a bench press? There’s a very, very wide margin of error there. Being a little shaky or imprecise doesn’t necessarily keep you from completing the exercise. When you’re up at the level of this sort of weightlifting, one wrong move or moment of lost concentration can put in a position for grievous bodily harm. One inch too far, one pound past your limit, and your arm gets snapped like a flimsy chicken bone. Warning: kind of gross (obviously) and the guy whines like a little girl when his arm pops. Adjust your volume level accordingly.

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eliza kruger 300x219 Eliza Kruger is Mark Sanchezs 17 Year Old Girlfriend

Probable pic of Eliza Kruger, aspiring socialite and daugter of hedge fund manager Konrad Kruger (Conrad with a K, really?).

Oh, New York Jets, you may not have made the Super Bowl, but you sure did give us a lot of excitement in the last season. Dong-shot aficionados and all-around sports rumor mill Deadspin broke the Eliza Kruger and Mark Sanchez story yesterday, on the heels (yep, time for a foot pun already) of their somewhat racy, but mostly officious coverage of Jets coach Rex Ryan’s wifey foot fetish videos. That’s already been covered ad nauseum, so there’s no reason to re-tread that old pun mill, so on to the handsome quarterback’s dalliance. Before anyone cries statutory, it should be noted that the age of consent in New York is actually 17, and both Eliza Kruger and Mark Sanchez were aware of this when they met at a New Year’s Eve party at a swanky Manhattan nightclub. Apparently, they did not get together that night, but Sanchez texted Kruger on numerous occasions afterward; he would ping Kruger’s Blackberry during the week, often late at night, and ask if she was going out. She would reply that she was not, on account that it was “a school night”. Regardless of the age of consent, that’s got to be a little sad/creepy, right? Read the rest of the article yourself before the relative salaciousness of it is dulled by the next news cycle.

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CyrusKouandjio 222x300 Cyrus Kouandjio Heads to Auburn

Cyrus Kouandjio is the top prep star recruit for the class of 2011, and he's headed to Auburn in the fall.

All the strife and upheaval in Egypt have really dominated international news as of this week, so it’s necessary at times to re-focus on the really pressing issues of the moment. For instance, today was national signing day for college football players, and top recruit Cyrus Kouandjio committed to playing his three or four studious years at Auburn University in picturesque Auburn, Alabama. Auburn recently won the BCS National Championship game on the game strength of Heisman trophy winner Cam Newton (despite his shaky past allegations and scandal over supposed bribes in regard to his own commitment at Auburn). If his name isn’t an obvious symbol of football prowess, Cyrus Kouandjio’s resume as an offensive tackle speaks for itself. At 6’7″, 325 lbs., Kouandjio exhibits superlative speed and athletic ability for a player of his size. So, fear not, football fans: even though the Super Bowl will soon be upon us and the NFL could shut down for a year, you can still look forward to Kouandjio and college football come September.

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tracy morgan 296x300 Tracy Morgan on Sarah Palin: Good Masturbation Material

Suprisingly, Tracy Morgan had his shirt on when he discussed his opinion on Sarah Palin.

Well, that headline went straight to the heart of the story, didn’t it? Tracy Morgan settled a debate between Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith during their usual “Inside the NBA” chat before a game on TNT last night. The retired basketball legends renewed the age old sociological debate: who would you rather do, Sarah Palin or Tina Fey. So far, so good…only slightly misogynistic and irrelevant. Then, Tracy Morgan is thrown into the mix, and no one ever knows what’s going to come out of his mouth. Even though it would seem almost ludicrous for his wild caricature of a character on 30 Rock to say, the real-life Tracy’s quote rings true: “Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin: She’s good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that, great masturbation material.” Priceless. Why have none of the major sports offered him a commentator job yet? Even if he were announcing at a televised PBA tournament, the ratings would go through the roof.

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rex ryan wife 300x208 Rex Ryan, Wife Alleged Foot Fetish Videos

Is this woman Rex Ryan's wife, and did they film foot fetish videos together?

The scalawag sports journalists over at Deadspin continue to air all of their unpublished, dirty laundry from 2010 with this delightful story about a woman who looks very much like Rex Ryan’s wife in a series of YouTube videos with titles like “Hot Mature Sexy Feet” under the account “ihaveprettyfeet”. The woman in the videos looks eerily similar to Coach Ryan’s wife, and Deadspin also posted several other corroborating facts that they gleaned from an  alt.com account that was linked to the YouTube page, such as similar birth dates and other contextual clues, that seem to very heavily suggest that the woman in the video is who they say she is. Of course, Rex has refused to confirm or deny the claims, despite being featured on the front page of the New York Post this morning. The videos all date back to the period before Ryan became the Jets coach and a figure in the national media scene. Even if it is the football coach and his wife, Michelle, it should be noted that they seem to legitimately love each other. If they want to express their love in quirky little foot fetish videos on the internet, good for them! There are people out there on the interwebs with far worse hobbies, to be sure.

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brett favre 300x299 Brett Favres Consecutive Starts Record Ends

Brett Favre's streak ends due to injury, which seems to foretell that this will almost certainly be his last season.

And a nation wept: Brett Favre, Wrangler jeans spokesman, will not start at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings tonight. Favre previously started in 297 straight NFL games in his nearly twenty-year professional football career. Equally reviled and revered by football fans across the country, Brett is a future hall-0f-famer known as much for his powerful throwing arm as he is for his wishy-washy attitude toward the possibility of his retirement in the past few years. During his glory days with the Green Pay Packers in the mid-nineties, Favre was the only player to receive three consecutive AP MVP awards; he led the Packers to two Super Bowls, beating the in New England Patriots in Super Bowl XXI. Even in his later years, bouncing first to the New York Jets after he delayed his retirement in 2008, Favre has been remarkably efficient. Off the field, he was recently embroiled in a sexting scandal, in which he allegedly left untoward voicemails on the phone of Jets cheerleader Jenn Sterger; a cellphone picture of (allegedly) Brett Favre’s penis was also recovered from the phone, causing Favre to apologize and shrink (pun definitely intended) from the media limelight. Regardless of his recent foibles and failing body, Favre has fully cemented his legacy in the NFL.

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