We were going to do a post related to “Beverly Hills 90210″ in honor of today’s date, but then God decided to take another dump on the Gulf Coast.

I don’t know what the people down there did to enrage God for the past few decades, but it seems that the big man upstairs is really enjoying destroying pretty much everything around the region. Hurricane Katrina, Saints winning the Super Bowl, the BP oil spill and now another oil spill. These people just can’t catch a break. The good news is that this oil rig explosion didn’t kill anyone, nor was it currently in operation (then why did it blow up???) so it seems unlikely that there will be any spillage. That’s all well and good, but if anything it’s still going add more horrifying flavors to my plate of Quaker State Oysters.